BROOKE ANTHONY


Downloads
January 14, 2008, 5:47 PM
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Please download the following Songs:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs- “Maps”

Blood Red Shoes- “I Wish I Was Someone Better”

Hole- “Celebrity Skin”



January 14, 2008, 5:37 PM
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Sorry I’ve been on a brief Hiatus my boyfriend and I got rock band and x-box 360 and we have been on tour.

While on tour, lots has happened, close your eyes for a minute in Hollywood and your life flashes before your eyes!

Saturday, Christina Aguileria and Jordan Bratman welcomed Max Liron Bratman into the world. It is said the baby is healthy, and he was born at 10:05 PM. Nice. The best babies are born in the month of January. I’m living proof. I’m kidding, i’m kidding. She put some corny music video on her website with about 5 seconds of her personal wedding video, as a “thank you” to her fans. I think we need a little bit more than that, but thanks for trying X-TINA.

On the other hand, Amy Winehouse really needs to construct that rats nest on her head again. She took it down and, well…

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she looks like hell. What’s with all these Exports and the gold hoop bamboo earrings? I hate gold so I will not be following this trend. Ty. Ty. She also reminds me of Queen LaQueefa with that jumpsuit on.

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and yes, Britney Spears is still running around with the pap. I wonder what Adnan thinks of all of this paparazzi craziness now that he’s in the spotlight.Oh and– How many dogs does this girl seriously have? Today is judgment day for Unfitney. She has to show up to court if she wants to see her kids before April.

Sources tell us Brit’s lawyers know Commissioner Scott Gordon expects Britney to address a number of issues surrounding the craziness at her home a week ago Thursday. In particular, commissioner Gordon wants Brit to explain why she violated the custody order by not turning the kids over to K-Fed’s security guard at 7:00 that evening. The commissioner is also keenly interested in Britney’s behavior that caused her to be placed on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Britney’s lawyers know if she does not attend tomorrow’s hearing, the Commish almost certainly will extend the ban on visitation until the April trial.

Sources tell us Britney has been “totally uncooperative” with the Sheriff’s Department — she had never worked with deputies by giving them information as to when she’ll show, etc. We’re told the Sheriff’s Department has thrown up its hands and has no plans to assist her in getting in the building tomorrow. She’ll have to find her own parking and navigate her way through the media crush.

Our sources say, however, if Britney works with her lawyer and the attorney drives her to court, they would be open to dealing with the lawyer to arrange her passage into the courthouse — but that will be last-minute.

 

Sorry but, how many chances do you really give out? she’s failed many times and I don’t think she even deserves to see her kids. Crazy bitch.



Who knows
January 11, 2008, 1:25 AM
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what the hell she is doing, but she always looks totally shocked whenever the paparazzi gets pictures of her. Winehouse is hangin’ around London like always, but switching it up a little bit and showing off some blonde. We all know where Blake is, but I wonder where George is?!

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baaaaayyyy-beeee.
January 11, 2008, 1:07 AM
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Supposedly, Today is the day Christina Aguileria is scheduled to have her baby in LA by C-Section. No word yet surprisingly, but I’m sure we will hear soon!

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remember when she used to be a dirty tramp with those chaps and piercings?



Oh Wino.
January 9, 2008, 7:17 PM
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The mess known as Amy Winehouse for once has not been spotted roaming the streets of London half naked, coked-up, crunked up, and shoe less. She has been spotted on vay-kay in the Caribbean with ex-fingernail paintin’ flame George Roberts while her husband Blake Fielder-Civil is singin Akon’s “Locked up”(Wait…doesn’t George look like Akon?!? OMG HE DOES!) Across the pond in London at Pentonville Prision for alleged assault and conspiracy to pervert the court of justice. Sounds Naughty. Amy just got word that she has been free of any convictions so I guess this is her way of celebrating the good news. Funny Winehouse is out being “unfaithful”, when just last month she said that she would commit suicide for Blake if he wasn’t released from jail. A spokesperson for Amy says they are “just old friends that met up for holiday”. Whats the harm in that right? If anyone pulled that biz on me I’d be pretty livid. Especially if it was my husband!


Ellen
January 9, 2008, 7:02 PM
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So I’m at the gym this morning, and the Ellen show comes on. I couldn’t help but to laugh, she totally was running through an Audience full of women dancing allover them. She’s probably in heaven. Check out this video, I thought it was kinda funny. The woman in the middle is bad ass. I couldn’t even tell you how to do this dance. I love Ellen!

   



Can’t get no satisfaction
January 9, 2008, 6:46 PM
Filed under: Celebrities

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Before Britney went Bonkers, she had some cutesie pictures taken of her and her kids….wearing stupid hats. If anyone should have been wearing a stupid hat, it should of been her so her weave wouldn’t of been showing. Anyways, she got sold out. Bad. These private pictures where sold to OK! magazine. They originally where going to be used for Christmas cards, but the photographer that took them, Dani Brubaker pretty much bragged about how she was on Spears’ property taking pictures of her and the kids, and sold those shiz for an unknown amount of moolah. I’m sure its some ridiculous amount taking into consideration the circumstances. If I where her, I would’ve just invited over a friend and broke out the canon power shot.

The issue of OK! will be out this month, so keep your eyes peeled!



Oh. My. God.
January 9, 2008, 6:13 PM
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Look. At. That. Dog. I want it. Actually, no no… I want like 5 of them.
Perez Hilton’s precious little Teddy (OMG @ That name too), has been named the most eligible dog in America by Animal Fair magazine. Maybe Tedders and Loni can shack it up. Nothing will come of it though, Loni doesn’t have her girlie parts anymore.
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photo courtesy of perezhilton.com


holy frejoles negros!
January 8, 2008, 9:58 PM
Filed under: Heidi Montag
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Heidi is doin’ her thang’ and I expected this from Lauren before her.
In the interview with MAXIM Magazine:
When asked how real “The Hills” is she said:
 The Hills is a show that’s 22 minutes long about seven people’s lives. It’s edited for drama, and there are editors and story lines. If someone walks in front of the camera, we have to redo the shot. So it’s not exactly how things always are. It’s not like The Truman Show (Excuse me Heidi- Hi, I’m Brooke. THE TRUMAN SHOW IS A MOVIE IT ISN’T REAL. With that said, carry on). They’re not with us all the time, although I wish they were, because it would be a way crazier show. Let’s see how Lauren would look then!And what does she think of Lauren? She’s changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We’re from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She’s very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I’ve heard from other people that she’s a big diva now. “Insiders” say.”
I’ve gotta admit, I like her lastname- it’s pretty bad ass. Brooke Montag. NICE!


OMG that is soooooo HOTT!
January 8, 2008, 9:35 PM
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So supposedly Paris Hilton was out partying up a storm it LAX this past weekend with Mr. Miagi from karate kid (I’m going to hell for that one). I love the girl in the background all like “PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! GRRRRR’EY FACE! I’M SO BAD ASS!” and well, there’s more to the story. She did something I couldn’t imagine doing. Wear panty hose………and well…..no underwear. For more pictures on the panty-hosed va-jay-jay action go over to:

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/01/08/paris-hilton-drunken-vagina-exclusive

But I am telling you there is nudity, so if your mom walks in on you looking at that don’t have her e-mail me. (BTW, LOL @ that address “drunkenstepfather.com” I should start www.iwannabeatyoulikeared-headedstepchild.com)